i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Randomize
