yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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