You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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