id be glad to
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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