I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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