just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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