sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
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