Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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