Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
that may or may not have been my penis.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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