Well apparently he's into motor boating.
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Randomize
