this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
They have beer where we have blood.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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