ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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