Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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