would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
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