I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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