We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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