i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
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