is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
3 2 1 whiskey
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Come on in and take your pants off
Randomize
