For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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