i don't like sucking hair
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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