i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Randomize
