Well apparently he's into motor boating.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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