Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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