I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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