who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Randomize
