Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
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