Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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