He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I have tasted many bathrooms
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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