he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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