I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Randomize
