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It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
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