so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
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