it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
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