YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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