the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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