Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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