how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
My brain says no but my pants say off.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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