shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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