Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Someone shattered a urinal.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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