You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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