After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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