I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
i think im in europe. pls send help
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
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