What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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