seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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