Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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