Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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