you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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