Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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