apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
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