He asked to "fluff my boner.."
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
There are leaves in my underwear?
Randomize
