so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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