Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
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