just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
this boner is exhausting
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
Randomize
