People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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