Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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