Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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