May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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